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I hopped up and said, "I don't know, do you wanna get somethin' delivered?"
And she's like, "Why would I wanna eat liver? I don't even like liver!"
I'm like, "No, I said delivered."
She's like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know what I said."
She's like, "Whatever... I just don't want any liver!"
(Funnier when you realize it's an R. Kelly song.)
