December 4th, 2006

Strangler Fig


Weird Al's Trapped in the Drive Thru has been stuck in my head ALL NIGHT, prompting me to go to Wikipedia to find out if he is, in fact, married.

Guess what today's featured article is?

I hopped up and said, "I don't know, do you wanna get somethin' delivered?"
And she's like, "Why would I wanna eat liver? I don't even like liver!"
I'm like, "No, I said delivered."
She's like, "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like, "I should know what I said."
She's like, "Whatever... I just don't want any liver!"

(Funnier when you realize it's an R. Kelly song.)