His logic was something like, if a bird poops in Japan, odds are it will be on a Japanese person, not the only white guy.
I said, if you follow that reasoning, the chances of ANYTHING happening to us in Japan are pretty low.
Gloria agreed, "What are the chances of a gaijin having a cock rash?"
I pondered that for 20 minutes before I realized, "Oh!! She said 'a car crash'!!!!"