susan smitten (chu_hi) wrote,
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Poop, British accents

John said how crazy it was he got pooped on by a bird. "What are the chances of that?"

His logic was something like, if a bird poops in Japan, odds are it will be on a Japanese person, not the only white guy.

I said, if you follow that reasoning, the chances of ANYTHING happening to us in Japan are pretty low.

Gloria agreed, "What are the chances of a gaijin having a cock rash?"

I pondered that for 20 minutes before I realized, "Oh!! She said 'a car crash'!!!!"
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