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Poop, British accents [Mar. 7th, 2003|02:23 pm]
susan smitten
[Feeling |embarrassedembarrassed]

John said how crazy it was he got pooped on by a bird. "What are the chances of that?"

His logic was something like, if a bird poops in Japan, odds are it will be on a Japanese person, not the only white guy.

I said, if you follow that reasoning, the chances of ANYTHING happening to us in Japan are pretty low.

Gloria agreed, "What are the chances of a gaijin having a cock rash?"

I pondered that for 20 minutes before I realized, "Oh!! She said 'a car crash'!!!!"

[User Picture]From: culturalomnivor
2003-03-06 09:48 pm (UTC)
HAHA! A bird poopped on my head last year on my lunch break! No kidding!
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[User Picture]From: chu_hi
2003-03-06 10:31 pm (UTC)
That's terrible!
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[User Picture]From: evilbil
2003-03-07 10:20 pm (UTC)
no but seriously; what r the odds of a gaijin cockrash? I want to be prepared.
also- if you have any idea; what r the odds of gaijin rockin the casbah?
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[User Picture]From: chu_hi
2003-03-08 05:27 am (UTC)
To answer your first question, the odds are 0% for me and a little higher for you.

As for your second question, the middle Eastern population is a little higher where I live, so come to Kobe to increase the probability of your rockin any casbahs.
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[User Picture]From: joshdavis
2003-03-08 02:19 pm (UTC)

Cock Rash

rock cash

I didn't even know you owned a chicken. :)
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[User Picture]From: chu_hi
2003-03-09 12:12 am (UTC)
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